P.S.

Dear Holly, I don’t have much time. I don’t mean literally, I mean you’re out buying ice cream and you’ll be home soon. But I have a feeling this is the last letter, because there is only one thing left to tell you. It isn’t to go down memory lane or make you buy a lamp, you can take care of yourself without any help from me. It’s to tell you how much you move me, how you changed me. You made me a man, by loving me Holly. And for that, I am eternally grateful… literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenever you’re sad, or unsure, or you lose complete faith, that you’ll try to see yourself through my eyes. Thank you for the honor of being my wife. I’m a man with no regrets. How lucky am I. You made my life, Holly. But I’m just one chapter in yours. There’ll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one: Don’t be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for that signal, when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love you. G. Kennedy, P.S. I Love You

Tearjerker of 2008.

MOMMY TALES.

Conversations with Fred.

Fred never fails to amuse me.

The rest of the conversation as follows:

fred.
11:40 PM
• disappeared.

lizzy@benches Do not be afraid, little flock, for your Father has chosen gladly to give you the kingdom.
11:40 PM
• HOW?
11:40 PM
• what did she do to it?
11:40 PM
• omg

fred.
11:40 PM
• i dont know what she did.
11:40 PM
• it’s a mystery
11:40 PM
• ………
11:40 PM
• LOL

lizzy@benches
11:40 PM
• 40wings?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:40 PM
• omg

fred.
11:40 PM
• and she fried 20 leh
11:40 PM
• -.-

lizzy@benches
11:40 PM
• so what did u all do

fred.
11:40 PM
• 20
11:40 PM
• hahaha
11:40 PM
• the other 20 she keep.
11:40 PM
• LOL
11:40 PM
• yea.

lizzy@benches
11:40 PM
• eat skin?

fred.
11:40 PM
• so my sis sucked on one.
11:41 PM
• no you cant evenn eat the skin
11:41 PM
• it’s like skin bone attached
11:41 PM
• lol

lizzy@benches
11:41 PM
• LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:41 PM
• WTH
11:41 PM
• shit
11:41 PM
• i laugh until cry already

fred.
11:41 PM
• HAHAHAH
11:41 PM
• yeeayea
11:41 PM
• still got funnier actually.
11:41 PM
• my dad went fishing
11:41 PM
• so he caught a fish home for dinner.

lizzy@benches
11:41 PM
• im so gg to put this on my blog

fred.
11:41 PM
• my mom wanted to help him scale the fish.
11:42 PM
• LOL
11:42 PM
• so she took the tool and started scraping the fish
11:42 PM
• aft 10 mins she asked me dad
11:42 PM
• “why the fish got no scales one”
11:42 PM
• ……..
11:42 PM
• my dad wanted to take the fish and slap her.
11:42 PM
• HAHA
11:42 PM
• cos she scaled the smooth side
11:42 PM
•
11:42 PM
• like the other direction

lizzy@benches
11:42 PM
• HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
11:42 PM
• LOL

fred.
11:43 PM
• LOL
11:44 PM
• oh well.
11:44 PM
• funny mommy tales.
11:44 PM
• she doesnt know how to fry an egg.
11:44 PM
• oh well.

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HILARIOUSSSSNEEESSSSSSSSS.

Let me try to dig up other hilarious Weiliang moments to add to the pile.

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Okay nvm, lets have some LIDE instead. Signs that you’ve been studying too much COM201.

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11:26:25 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: yarh
11:26:28 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: u crown me mugking
11:26:35 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: den u say ur previous mugqueen
11:26:35 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: mug until wanna die
11:26:37 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: den no results
11:26:45 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: of cos got link la

11:27:22 AM lizzy@benches: guidelines for improving perception skills: distinguish facts from inferences and judgements.

11:28:30 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: role of ethics in public speaking: the ethical speaker is sensitive to and tolerant fo differences, willing to listen to the audience

11:29:53 AM lizzy@benches: forms of ineffective listening: defensive listening.

11:30:51 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: creating communication climates: three levels of confirmation that affect the climate: recognition, acknowledgment, endorsement

11:31:01 AM lizzy@benches: no link.
11:31:05 AM lizzy@benches: LOL
11:31:27 AM lizzy@benches: ok now is more of punctuation

11:31:30 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: you are not acknowledging my feelings as valid, neither are you endorsing my character
11:31:41 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: you are not confirming me
11:31:43 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: sad
11:31:50 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: i leave this convo liao
11:31:53 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: for a better place

11:31:53 AM lizzy@benches: ok u sit at walter’s table.
11:31:54 AM lizzy@benches:

11:32:02 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: where maybe communications
11:32:04 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: will be better
11:32:15 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: hi, can i haf a filet o fish meal pls
11:32:17 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: CERTAINLY SIR
11:32:20 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: WLD U LIKE TO UPSIZE?
11:32:22 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: yea
11:32:30 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: and can i haf some pepper and salt

11:32:31 AM lizzy@benches: have u seen the mega mac burgers

11:32:33 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: CERTAINLY SIR
11:32:37 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: no i haf not
11:32:39 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: dun interrupt
11:32:43 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: im painting to u

11:32:43 AM lizzy@benches: interrupting
11:32:44 AM lizzy@benches:

11:32:46 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: my beautiful picture
11:32:50 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: of wonderful communications

11:32:54 AM lizzy@benches: u dun want a human being
11:32:56 AM lizzy@benches: u want a robot

11:33:24 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: if the robot is confirming, recognizes me, acknowledges me, and endorses me
11:33:26 AM ǝpıןɹǝdns ™ @  hall: WHY NJOT?!?!??!!?
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Haha okay anyway he was joking (of course).

Back to the subject in question. COMMUNICATION FTW.