HELLO.
ALL I’m going to rave about in this entry is HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, which I finished at 3.40PM today, having started at around 9.10AM. No, I wasn’t speed reading.
So..
GIANORMOUS SPOILER ALERT!
Highlight if you do wish to be spoiled/discuss the book with yours truly.
Okay…
One thing I now HIGHLY regret doing for the past 39434923 years is reading TOO much fanfiction. The strong, highly imaginative and relentlessness of these fanfic writers have probably managed to cover the series from EVERY POSSIBLE ANGLE.
And when the Snape/Lily thing happened, it felt like deja vu – I felt like I was reading fanfiction. In fact, this was a sensation that I endured at MANY POINTS of the book, none of the plot twists managed to surprise me. As Schwa pointed out, Lily being a ‘Mary-Sue’ is quite a ghastly proposition. Rowling’s ability to stretch the argument wears as thin as some of the poorer fanfics I’ve had the misfortune of reading.
In fact, I have read MANY, MANY pieces of fanfiction, and some of these writers beat Rowling hands down, any day. The writing was rather amateur, disappointing, as the past few books have been. The ending was quite horrid. Not the plot, but the ENDING. Now srsly, Albus Severus is a HORRIBLE thing to name your poor child.
Speaking of dead people. I must have a minute of silence for my favourite character.
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MY SEVERUS SNAPE IS DEAD. *WAILS* (BAWLS EYES OUT LIKE THE SHAMELESS FANGIRL SHE IS) Well. Yes at least my adamant stubborness on insisting that he was innocent has been proven true. Dumblydore isn’t alive- no loss. But the dead of FRED WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. It added nothing to the plot. And while we’re at it, lets aimlessly kill Remus and Tonks too! JOY. The only slightly poignant aspect of that was that it meant that ALL the Marauders were gone.
The Horcrux burning Harry’s chest and making the wearers cranky was SO LAST SEASON. We don’t need LOTR Part 4. And the Harry isn’t dead because he sacrificed himself selflessly argument was taking Narnia a bit too far. Very orignal Rowling. I’m impressed.
The last chapter of the book read like bad fanfiction. Horrible, horrible names. All these little spawn of the new generation. *shudders*
It almost feels as though Rowling has been prowling (hey it rhymes!) around ff.net too much. Unimaginable, but the way the plot works out makes me doubt any less.
Snape is gone. ![]()
Snape is gone. *feels loss*
SNAPE…
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SNAPE LIVES FOREVERRR! (denial)
And I think she just killed Hedwig cause she didn’t know what to do with her. Lawl. … … Killing spree.. kill.. kill..
I’m just glad the series is at end. Its concluded. According to Rowling. SNAPE LIVES ON IN FANFICTION. And you see, we didn’t get it too wrong after all eh? He IS watching Harry’s back. We do get some things right, us writers.
I wonder who Draco’s wife is. LOL~~~~~
SCORPIUS. WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT?
I’m probably going to talk about little else for the next few days. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Snape.

